One-Hit Wonders: June 2009

there was a noticeable reduction of sexual search terms pulling up my blog this month, with more terms centering on home improvement projects and household issues. oddly, i find myself saddened by this as it makes me think this blog is turning more utilitarian than sexy. from this point forward i vow to write more about hairy balls, lactating breasts and the always popular milla jovovich sausage nipples.

• agggggh


• urine bag disguise


• milla the last man


• my puppy goes insane at sundown


• am i allergic to my comforter


• can fumigation resolve chinese drywall


• i want to buy a loft in downtown l.a. how is parking


• conclusion for photo essay on my life


• what is selective slut


• rolling wine bottle on stomach to flatten abs


• my sister tortures me about my big breasts


• i live in mexican neighborhood treated like shit


• is the word gradumacated spanish