One-Hit Wonders: September 2009

apologies for being late with this month’s search terms, which now have countless variations of “i caught my wife/sister/mom fucking/screwing/sucking the dog.” that’s often the unintended consequence of posting these online: they multiply like rabbits, or maybe dogs in heat. as always, there are still a million variations of “milla jovovich nipples” and also quite a few “38DD,” but the best are below:

• adult nipple toucher


• does milla know grass trimmers in highland park? [ed note: no, just a great tree trimmer.


• mexican parents don’t know i have serious boyfriend


• essay about my big breasts, sexual


• apathy won’t attend parole hearing


• hives after ecstasy


• my buddy chucky poo the lil guy on campus


• does milla like tacos while on a hammock?


• taco drip in milla


• john 3:16 in different written language +jappiness


• sysiphus joke


• locked in their garage for 2 weeks until they came home from vacation and had to live on bags of dog food