me: i have the hiccups.
mom: someone must be thinking about you in the bathroom.
me: what? i thought hiccups just meant that somebody is thinking about you. that’s what you always told me it meant when i was a kid.
mom: that was only half of it. you were probably too young to understand the other half. but where do you do your heavy thinking anyway? the bathroom.
me: not really.
dad: what you two talk about?
me: i have the hiccups.
dad: oh yeah? someone you know go bathroom with you.
me: this changes everything. i always thought it was a sweet expression before.
dad: they have no sweet expression in Russia.
Thursday, March 28, 2013
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