Thursday, March 28, 2013

The Conversation Chronicles: Russian Expressions

me: i have the hiccups.

mom: someone must be thinking about you in the bathroom.

me: what? i thought hiccups just meant that somebody is thinking about you. thats what you always told me it meant when i was a kid.

mom: that was only half of it. you were probably too young to understand the other half. but where do you do your heavy thinking anyway? the bathroom.

me: not really.

dad: what you two talk about?

me: i have the hiccups.

dad: oh yeah? someone you know go bathroom with you.

me: this changes everything. i always thought it was a sweet expression before.

dad: they have no sweet expression in Russia.


Douglas said...

No sweet expression in Russia. Hilarious! Wow!

Anonymous said...

I'm genuinely wondering: does this mean that, that someone was having naughty thoughts about you in the bathroom? As an inspiration perhaps?

Milla said...

i believe that is the correct analysis.